Charlotte Anne "Crutchie" Morris

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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PSA: Impending Blog Archival

Hey guys. PSA. I'm gonna make a new blog so that I can remove myself from some memories for now. This page won't go away, but it won't be my main anymore. Still working on what I'm gonna call it, etc, but I'll let you know when I figure it out. 

Hell, I could make a multimuse... maybe... I'm not certain... We'll see...

I'm tagging folks that I have some inkling might have some interest in moving with me, but please feel free to say, "hey, no thanks" and I'll understand. I know there's been a lot of personal stuff lately. Please just lemme know or something. Or just don't follow I guess? Lol. My brain and I don't seem to be cooperating.

Sometimes, I guess, it's just good to start fresh.

@willowdied @deafandstoned @orchestrahearts @w-o-r-d-s--f-a-i-l @armandlucienduval @ycllowhaired @birdhouse-in-thesoul @sparksofdaylight @manenimittliv @hopestanding @joycethejoyspirit @jackcowboyhero @samsstarlight @grazziella @withcameraandpen @quantumwittness @nctafraid @oughtabeinpxctures @bcbafctt @frxncaise @stupiidgood @yourayofsunshine @atthebarricade @flameandignite @bountyman @hcwthewestwaswcn @itisweselton @likehephaestionwhodied @unelectedofficial @cathedralsofcolor @cfdxspair @mouserzwuzhere

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The move is taking place!

The new blog to follow is @betterto-die-thanto-crawl

@willowdied @deafandstoned @orchestrahearts @w-o-r-d-s–f-a-i-l @armandlucienduval @ycllowhaired @birdhouse-in-thesoul @sparksofdaylight @manenimittliv @hopestanding @joycethejoyspirit @jackcowboyhero @samsstarlight @grazziella @withcameraandpen @quantumwittness @nctafraid @oughtabeinpxctures @bcbafctt @frxncaise @stupiidgood @yourayofsunshine @atthebarricade @flameandignite @bountyman @hcwthewestwaswcn @itisweselton @likehephaestionwhodied @unelectedofficial @cathedralsofcolor @cfdxspair @mouserzwuzhere

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PSA: Impending Blog Archival

Hey guys. PSA. I’m gonna make a new blog so that I can remove myself from some memories for now. This page won’t go away, but it won’t be my main anymore. Still working on what I’m gonna call it, etc, but I’ll let you know when I figure it out. 

Hell, I could make a multimuse… maybe… I’m not certain… We’ll see…

I’m tagging folks that I have some inkling might have some interest in moving with me, but please feel free to say, “hey, no thanks” and I’ll understand. I know there’s been a lot of personal stuff lately. Please just lemme know or something. Or just don’t follow I guess? Lol. My brain and I don’t seem to be cooperating.

Sometimes, I guess, it’s just good to start fresh.

@willowdied @deafandstoned @orchestrahearts @w-o-r-d-s–f-a-i-l @armandlucienduval @ycllowhaired @birdhouse-in-thesoul @sparksofdaylight @manenimittliv @hopestanding @joycethejoyspirit @jackcowboyhero @samsstarlight @grazziella @withcameraandpen @quantumwittness @nctafraid @oughtabeinpxctures @bcbafctt @frxncaise @stupiidgood @yourayofsunshine @atthebarricade @flameandignite @bountyman @hcwthewestwaswcn @itisweselton @likehephaestionwhodied @unelectedofficial @cathedralsofcolor @cfdxspair @mouserzwuzhere

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rpmemes-galore
rpmemes-galore

The Prince of Egypt  {Sentence Starters}

  • “I will not be the weak link!“
  • “Tell me you didn’t do this…”
  • “Have I taught you nothing?“
  • “What do you want with me?”
  • “Well, you are rather pathetic.“
  • “Though hope is frail, it’s hard to kill.”
  • “You’re playing with the big boys, now.“
  • “I… didn’t mean to cause you more pain.“
  • “There can be miracles when you believe.”
  • “Untie this rope! I demand you set me free!“
  • “And your problem is that you don’t care at all.”
  • “You’ll know what power is when we are done…”
  • “I will not be dictated to. I will not be threatened.“
  • “So everything I thought, everything I am… is a lie.”
  • “Don’t worry, nobody will even notice us coming in.“
  • “Don’t worry, down there! We’ll get you out! Hold on!“
  • “Ah! Well, that makes everything FINE then, doesn’t it?“
  • “When all you’ve got is nothing, there’s a lot to go around!”
  • “Now you know the truth, love; now forget, and be content.”
  • “But I AM showing you all the respect you deserve… None!“
  • “Sometimes, for the greater good, sacrifices must be made.”
  • “I have nothing I can give, but this chance that you may live.”
  • “Many nights we’ve prayed, with no proof anyone could hear…”
  • “But there is one thing he cannot take away from you: your faith.“
  • “When the gods send you a blessing, you don’t ask why it was sent.”
  • “How could you have come to hate me so? Is this what you wanted?“
  • “I figured it out. You know what your problem is? You care too much.”
  • “So, how can you see what your life is worth, or where your value lies?”
  • “Then let my heart be hardened, and never mind how high the cost may grow!“
  • “Why is it that every time you start something, I’m the one who ends up in trouble?“
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virusinfected-memes

COFFEE TALK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 2 OF ? ;

75 starters. CW: cussing, sexual themes. Coffee Talk is a visual novel game developed by Toge Productions. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed

[PART 1]

  • "Different isn't always good."
  • "It's a neat concept, but you need to handle it carefully and gracefully."
  • "He needs to learn how to communicate his thoughts nicely though."
  • "Let's not make the mountain even higher."
  • "What we have here now is more than enough for me."
  • "I'm taking a break from work. I need to work on a few personal matters."
  • "I'm curious... How did you guys meet? If you don't mind me asking..."
  • "Now, will you let me continue without interruptions?"
  • "And without even thinking about it, I punched _____ in the face."
  • "Yeah, I landed that one punch... And he beat me to a pulp. Easily."
  • "How was she doing? She hasn't returned any of my calls or texts..."
  • "I'm sick and tired of my family."
  • "Why would you say that?"
  • "Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be an artist. I love drawing and creating art."
  • "_____ is the only person that can make me feel alive."
  • "I have no problem leaving my family, you know. I would happily leave them for the both of us."
  • "I never thought of it that way before."
  • "There's nothing to feel bad about!"
  • "It's easy for you to say that now, but you don't know what the future holds."
  • "You know... Love is like a flame. It might burn fiercely at first, but over time it will die down, if you don't maintain it."
  • "Life is full of storms."
  • "Marriage, it will not survive on love alone."
  • "There are consequences... It shouldn't be taken lightly."
  • "Perhaps a hot drink will give you some inspiration."
  • "Aren't vampires supposed to be... you know... tough?"
  • "Just because I'm a vampire, it doesn't mean I know kung-fu."
  • "Thanks for not leaving me on the street, _____."
  • "He might be an annoying asshole, but he's not a thief."
  • "What a stroke of luck, the universe sending me a guardian angel in my time of need."
  • "Hey, I took you to breakfast! Don't tell me that counted for nothing."
  • "I have to say, it wasn't my proudest moment."
  • "_____... I'd prefer if we skipped that part. I'm sorry, but I don't want to go into any details about it."
  • "Thank you for sharing your story with me. I didn't expect such a tale from you."
  • "I've no interest in flirting with you. I've got high standards, you know."
  • "Please don't forget to take a break. It's easy to get carried away by work when you're on a roll."
  • "That's not even a word, _____."
  • "Are you trying to squeeze the story from me?"
  • "I saw you from afar when you left the coffee shop a few days ago. So, hello! My name is _____. You could say I'm a regular here."
  • "Wow... It turns out pervs exist everywhere in the universe."
  • "You're quite dense, aren't you?"
  • "People often mistake me for someone who gets around a lot."
  • "All this information is too much to process in one evening..."
  • "Oh, showing some concern now, are you?"
  • "My, my... You really have a knack for starting trouble..."
  • "That sounds dangerous, liking someone without knowing the reason..."
  • "You really need to be more careful, _____..."
  • "So... Umm... How are things going in the office?"
  • "I want to say please don't forget to rest, but I'm sure it won't be easy for you and the team."
  • "I wish I could help you. Or at least say something to boost your morale. Sadly, I'm not the right person to give you advice about that."
  • "Getting used to unhealthy working conditions shouldn't be a norm."
  • "Every game has its own market, you know."
  • "You shouldn't waste your time on me! Relax, or something!"
  • "I'm coming with you! Whether you like it or not!"
  • "I think I should celebrate with a special drink. Something sweet."
  • "You are sorry... I don't have anything to be sorry for."
  • "Please just go home after you finish your drink."
  • "I know _____! He's not a good person!"
  • "He hasn't changed much... And even if he has, it wasn't for the better."
  • "You're just being paranoid!"
  • "What's next?! You'll lock me in the house because you're afraid of the air I'm breathing?!"
  • "You're just too young to understand!"
  • "Then make me understand! Because this is definitely not helping. There are better ways."
  • "TRY HARDER! Because right now, you're not helping anyone! Not me, not you, no one!"
  • "It will take time for me to learn. But I am learning."
  • "_____, are you out of your mind? You've been out of touch for so long."
  • "If I take things slow, I'll lose all my momentum."
  • "Of course I heard them. I just chose to ignore most of it. It's none of my business, is it?"
  • "Sometimes we don't even realize what we're capable of doing."
  • "And I thought I was the only one who brought bad news..."
  • "You've never looked like someone who needs help."
  • "I'm sorry, _____. I'm not really in the mood for this sort of conversation."
  • "You're still trying to get laid?"
  • "That sounds like the best plan you've had since you got here."
  • "It's nothing. We're just friends, you know?"
  • "It was a slip of the tongue, okay! I'm sorry!"
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rpmemes-galore

Rachel Platten — Be Here Album  {Sentence Starters}

  • “I need somebody’s help.”
  • “Right now, nothing’s clear.“
  • “Leave what you don’t need.”
  • “Is this really what I agreed to?“
  • “We all need somebody’s help.”
  • “Yes, you need somebody, too.”
  • “Well, now you know how I feel.“
  • “I’m not like that. It’s not like that.”
  • “It was my fault, my fault all along.“
  • “A story starts where it should end.”
  • “We all want love… and that’s okay.”
  • “Stay the night and we’ll take it slow.”
  • “There’s some kind of blessing here.”
  • “Move along, there’s no problems here.”
  • “And I just know I don’t want to be here.“
  • “Shut up; you don’t have to say anything.“
  • “I just need a light at the end of the tunnel.”
  • “I couldn’t quite grasp what my heart meant.”
  • “I need someone to stay ‘til I can fall asleep.”
  • “I know you’re not feeling very young… So tired.”
  • “But, my messages don’t seem to make it through.”
  • “But, these words aren’t quite what I’m trying to say.”
  • “But, nothing ever happens if you stay in your room.”
  • “And nothing ever happens if you always play it safe.”
  • “Nothing ever happens if you leave the party too soon.”
  • “My heart’s a little unsure, but my body still wants more.”
  • “You’re lonely when there’s someone beside you, I know.”
  • “Life fools us into thinking that we’re broke, but we’re not.”
  • “I get so overwhelmed ‘til it’s hard to tell what I’m thinking!”
  • “And all I seem to want is the warmth of your hands on me.”
  • “Nothing exists but the love on our lips and beat on our hips.”
  • “It’s just the beating of our hearts and the still of the midnight air.”
  • “I’d kiss your belly and your shoulders, cover blankets on our feet.”
  • “'Cause the more that you give the more that comes back around.”
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soulmemes

vampire / werewolf relationship starters!

from the vampire to the werewolf!

  • “ babe, we’ve been through this. you have to literally tell me i can come inside. ”
  • “ a welcome mat isn’t a real invitation, baby. ”
  • “ that better not be a real silver necklace/chain/watch/ring… ”
  • “ how am i supposed to kiss you with that piercing on your tongue? ”
  • “ i’ll pick you up at midnight, okay? ”
  • “ i’m technically centuries older than you. i could be your great great great great great great great grand uncle/aunt/cousin. ”
  • “ how do i look? my, uh, reflection isn’t really telling me much… ”
  • “ when were you gonna tell me your parents were italian? meeting the in-laws is scary enough without almost dying over a piece of garlic bread! ”
  • “ ah, yes… curled up in front of a blazing fire… or, maybe a few feet away from the fire. y-you know what, let’s go freeze our cute little butts off outside! ”
  • “ if we get married, you should know, a church wedding won’t really work out… ”
  • “ babe, i love you, but i will break up with you if you ask about my glittery skin again. ”
  • “ terrific. i’m in love with someone who’s seen twilight. ”
  • “ honey, i can’t go with you to the bonfire night… too many bad memories… ”

from the werewolf to the vampire!

  • “ i’m not ghosting you! i just… i can’t go out with you on the night of a full moon! ”
  • “ wow. you know, you’re lucky you’re cute, because not everyone can call me a furry and get away with it. ”
  • “ silver is over-rated anyway. gold rings are way nicer! ”
  • “ oh, all your skillets are iron? okay… le-let’s order in take-out. ”
  • “ seriously babe? a fur coat? ”
  • “ who the hell keeps blowing the dog whistle?! my ears are killing me! ”
  • “ maybe going for a walk in a dog park was a bad idea… ”
  • “ it’s a new moon tonight… why don’t we just curl up at home, draw the blinds and watch a goofy movie? ”
  • “ oh my god, i hate fireworks… ”